Savage Yautja

Joe wanted to buy a motorbike. He doesn't have much luck until,one day;
he comes across a Harley with a for sale sign on it.

The bike seems even better than a new one, although it is 10 years old.

It is shiny and in absolute mint condition. he immediately buys it, and asks the seller
how he kept it in such great condition for 10 years.

"Well it's quite simple,really," says the seller,"whenever the bike is outside and it's going to rain,
rub Vasaline on the chrome. It protects it from the rain." And he hands Jope a jar of Vasaline.

That night his girlfriend, Sandra, invites him over to meet her parents. Naturally, they take the bike there.

But just before they enter the house,Sandra stops him and says,"I have to tell you something about my
family before we go in."

When we eat dinner,we don't talk. In fact, the first person who says anything has to do the dishes."

"No problem," he says. And they go in.

Joe is shocked. Right smack in the midle of the living room is a huge stack of dirty dishes.

In the kitchen is another huge pile stack of dishes. piled up on the stairs,
in the corridor, everywhere he looks, dirty dishes.
They sit down to dinner and, sure enough, no one says a word. As dinner
progresses Joe decides to take advantage of the situation.
So he leans over and kisses Sandra. No one says a word. So he reaches over and fondles her breasts.
Still, nobody says a word. So he stands up, grabs grabs her,rips her clothes off throws her on the table,
and has sex with her in front of her parents.

His girlfriend is a litle flustered,her dad is obviously livid, and her mom horrified when he sits back down,
but nobody says a word.

He looks at her mom. "She's got a great body." he thinks. So he grabs the mom,bends her over the dinner table,
and has his way with her every which way right there on the dinner table. Now his girlfriend is furious and her dad boiling,
but still, total silence.

All of a sudden ther is a lod clap of thunder, and it starts to rain.
Joe remembers his bike, so he pulls the jar of Vasaline from his pocket.

Suddenly the father backs away from the table and shouts, "All right,that's enough, I'll do the damn dishes!"